Ok, The first issue is, Isn't this a cool font? Assuming you're reading it in the same font I'm writing it in, of course. The second issue is (wow, two issues) what should we do with the massive lobbying power this organization posses even though threre's only three people who recieve this newsletter. I personally think we should all get Hempseed.com Email addresses, just cause it's really cool to have an email address with Hemp in it. This doesn't really address the main issue, though. Maybe we could start up a catchy slogan like "Cod is Bad. Don't put it in your pants." It has a nice ring to it. Wait, it needs trendiness. Well, I have my finger on the pulse of the Nation, and it says ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum. So here's the new slogan. "Cod is bad Karma. Be groovy and don't put it in your bell bottoms." Or maybe "Hey dawg, Cod be trippin'. Don't be chillin' it in yo' drawers." I guess it really depends on who we want to get our message. We could say "Oooglaghythga Cod wantkaeh wantkaeh. Thourrthgbmjr fhrin trousers cwertne." but then we'd have Martians not putting cod in their trousers, and they aren't really our target audience.

Awright, that's as much as I feel like writing, so I guess it's the end of the IA1 FDLFDWCTT Newsletter. Since there's only three people recieving this, i'm gonna ask a personal question: does anyone have Evie's E-mail address? I think I do, but I'm not sure if it's her's. It could be some guy in Michigan who wouldn't understand what I'm talking about.

Ok, That's it. And remember, Friends don't let friends drive with cod in their trousers.