Newsletter 11
     Ok, to start I think I should thank all of you who took pity and responded to my desperate plea for attention, namely Kitty, so here goes. Thank you. Whew, now that I've got that over with, on to matters more directly related to our cause. First off, the revolution is more widespread than I'd initialy realized, as Jena is Captain of the Colorguard/pagentry and Kitty is Captain of the Girls Varsity Soccer team at their school, and Kitty said she would be "honored" to be a puppet captain, showing she has far more sense than her "aquantaince" (nudge nudge yadda yadda) Noah. Ok, in this Newsletter I'm going to showcase an idea I just had, an idea which has nothing whatsoever to do with the FDLFDWCTT, an idea which could spawn multiple web pages and possibly, call me a selfless innovator if you will, but just possibly make me a couple million dollars in advertising revenue. The idea is: An Incident in the Life of an Article of Andrew's Clothing. Catchy, eh? Yes, I can hear you people out there in Readerland (which is located to the Northeast of Denmark, by the way. Go ahead, look for it in an Atlas. Don't blame me if you can't find it.) saying to yourselves "Why couldn't I have been as talented, as gifted, as just plain prodigial as the Newsletter Editor? Why--(choose religous head who best represents your belief system from the following: Allah. God (either generic or name-brand). Buddha. Your Toaster (either Plugged or Un-plugged sects). Michael Jackson. Bubbles. The Newsletter Editor. B. White (not of hispanic origin). None of the Above.)--?!?!? Why? I swear upon the (choose religious text which best represents your belief system from the following: Koran. Bible (any sort). Something Buddha Wrote That I'm Not Well-Informed Enough To Know About. Your Toaster Manual. Cosmopolitan Magazine. National Enquirer. The Newsletters. SAT's. Other.) that I'll try to be more like him."(Ok, that's enough blasphemy for one newsletter. Actually it's enough for eleven, but who's counting) Yep, I can hear you saying that now. Well, too bad, it's patent pending. Pending in that I have yet to fill out or even obtain patent papers from wherever the heck you're supposed to get patent papers from, but I do plan to at some point. Ok, now that I've introduced this idea I should probably give an example. Trouble is I can't think of any exciting incidents my clothing has experienced lately that's worth writing about. I mean, I'm sure it's the high point of my Socks' day when I put them on, but I don't think anybody else would care to read a detailed account of this. Besides, my socks really stink up the keyboard when they type. So I guess you folks'll just have to keep your socks on (hehe) until my clothing has an interesting experience. I think I'll highlight my backpack first, since it is adorned with an FDLFDWCTT patch, relating it to the club, or maybe I could have A Day in the Life of Andrew's Cod-Free Trousers. Well, I guess you'll just have to tune in next time to find out. Until then, remember to keep those (choose fish which you most closely relate with the FDLFDWCTT from the following: Cod.) out of your trousers.